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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too cold out-tide!
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How do you keep an imbecile
happy
all his life ?
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin
!
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their
stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.
Pregnancy
Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
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Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper
bag !
Mortgage
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
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"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet," said one of
the students.
"So they are," said the professor. "It's a good
thing you saw them,
or I would have gone home without them!"
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
up ?
The bored room !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and
Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair.
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Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up
and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and
down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a
0!
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
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Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
pinscher for a
walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole
!
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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